Accordionated: Being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time.
Plebiscite: A popular vote to ascertain the will of the sovereign.
A grouping in which fish are taught to avoid your.99 lures and hold out for spam instead.
Poker: When its darkest just before youve drawn.A person with a keen sense of rumor;.A man who has found something more interesting than women;.Uncle: A relative who only seem to like you when he needs something done for him.The place where we exchange good dollars for bad quarters.Rite: A religious ceremony fixed by law, precept or custom, with the essential oil of sincerity squeezed out.A person with the inside out and the outside off;.Compulsive Gambler: A guy who would rather lay a bet.A name given to our mistakes;.Priority: A statement of the importance of a user or program.
A guy who borrows your pot to cook your goose;.
Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into.
Corporate Ego in Overdrive;.Education Budget: Money you allocate each month for movies and magazines.The fellow who makes a long story short;.Alzeimers Advantage: New friends every day.A place where you work just hard enough to avoid getting fired while getting paid just enough to avoid quitting;.One who prepares pit bar-b-que for dinner while waiting for the Fire Department to arrive.Matching clothes are so couply).Arrears: What we should wash behind.Arpeggio: The story book kid with the big nose that grows.Natures initial effort to produce a cheerleader;.Civil Service: A commodity formerly obtainable in restaurants.An animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time.The last refuge of the incompetent;.The fellow who gets mad when you refer to him as the average man.Sales Resistance: The triumph of mind over patter.